A Short Post About Women’s Shorts

A Short Post About Women’s Shorts

I welcome you to this post with two questions: 1. The shorts suit: Has anyone actually seen this in action in the wild? Does it work? Would you wear it? 2. Do denim cut-offs have an age cut-off? That was…

You Make the Call: Platform Cage Wedge Sandals

You Make the Call: Platform Cage Wedge Sandals

I was in Target buying water shoes for my son’s camping trip and found these lovelies. The leather is better looking in person; matte and not so grainy. Oh, and they’re really comfortable. But I didn’t buy them. I just…

Not Your Grandmother’s Printed Top

Not Your Grandmother’s Printed Top

When is a shirt a blouse? When is a blouse a top? And when will shirts covered with tiny kitty cats or sunglasses or penguins GO AWAY? It seems to be the job of printed tops to read as either…

Blame it on the Snake Print Jeggings

Blame it on the Snake Print Jeggings

There once was a time when I would wear snake print jeggings, had they been on offer. But the inspiration for this blog came on the day that I very badly wanted a pair of snake print jeggings, but realized…

Geofashing

Geofashing

Every city has it’s own look. Dictated by weather, geography, dominant industries and subcultures, one city’s style graph is never exactly the same as that of another. Sure, geophraphic style profiles were a lot more distinct twenty-five years ago, before…

Capri is an Island…

Capri is an Island…

Capri is an island…not a flattering pant length.  Capri pants’ target demo is 10-year-old girls. Ten-year-old girls don’t have any issues with clothing that visually shortens you and highlights the largest part of your lower leg. Besides, what is the…

Look at My Knees, Just Look at Them

Look at My Knees, Just Look at Them

The mullet dress. It’s a thing. Named after the much-maligned hairstyle, the mullet dress has an asymmetrical hem that’s longer in the back. Usually much longer. This creates a silhouette that highlights one’s knees. Your knees! As if that’s a…

Not Semi-Sheer Poly Chiffon Tie-Neck Blouses

Not Semi-Sheer Poly Chiffon Tie-Neck Blouses

So what style died and made the semi-sheer poly chiffon tie-neck blouse King? I think he’s going to make Peter Pan collar blouse his Queen, and then they’re going to have an Aztec print baby. I had to dig deep…