MDAL: Nicole Kidman

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So much right, with just a few splashes of wrong that drive Ms. Kidman into MDAL territory. Let’s start with the positive, as we’ve always been told to do.

The portrait neckline is gorgeous on her. The earrings are sparkly glamour. The shoes are sexy. But the earrings and the shoes don’t complement one another (hard rock meets night at the opera). The fit on the dress is perfect, but the skater-dress cut is not appropriate. The hairdo is Princess, not Lady. Put it all together, and you have Nicole Kidman dressed as Semi-Formal Avril Lavigne Barbie.